Saturday
Blog #13“Perry Pursues Pinky-Pleasing Purse Possibilities” – or – “Pull Up a Floor”
He is tall, bald and bespeckled, with a perfectly trimmed salt-and-pepper moustache & goatee. He claims to have spent his career in the Navy as an officer, despite never having served for one minute on a ship. If you ask me, he’s just another one of the many allegedly former military yet really secret agent guys that are all over the place in Lake Bluff. Go back 25 years, toss a toupee on his head, and he’s James Bond. There’s plenty to to back up my theory of “Perry Walcott as Secret Agent” (Is that his real name? He goes by Perry but his passport says his first name is “Fred.”) More later, unless he gets tipped that I’m blowing his cover and I mysteriously disappear into the polluted Nairobi night… OK, I know you didn’t pick this up to read my bizarre notions. The truth is I am sitting on a rock hard, blue linoleum floor in the Nairobi Airport and my butt hurts. My backrest is a yellow stucco wall. In front of me is a 12-foot wide very slowly curving walkway lined with duty free shops selling booze, cigarettes, and little giraffe wood carvings that were probably made in China. There are virtually no chairs, nowhere to sit and eat – just bad shops and an endless stream of bored passengers in a mid-evening get-me-out-of here zone. At least that is where I am. By the time I had trekked on the curving hall to the end of the airport, beads of sweat formed on my forehead and neck, and I don’t sweat easily (tmi). It must by 80 degrees with100% humidity. Two hours until we take off. Followed by an 8-hour (it is supposed to be a packed flight) journey back over the equator & the northern half of Africa & Europe to Amsterdam. Followed by a 6-hour layover in Amsterdam. Followed by an 8-plus hour trip over the North Atlantic. Then we are home, about 1:30 p.m. Amen, or as the say in Uganda, Ah-mean-ah! The day started early for all with wake up visits from the Little Governor’s staff. Most visits came around 6:00 a.m., allowing us time to get to the Rovers for our 6:30 a.m. game drive. It would be a quick drive, as we needed to be back at the camp by 8:30 a.m. for breakfast, checkout and a 9:45 a.m. departure for the grass strip runway where we’d rendezvous with our plane. Having experienced one indescribable moment after another on prior game drives, no one had high expectations. Then, once again – we were surprised. On the way to our surprise we saw hippo, giraffe, baboons, gazelle – what had become over the prior 72 hours to be all the standard stuff. Then we happened on a scene that told so much of the Mara story – a lioness tearing bits of breakfast from a Topi (think large deer with dramatic, dark grey spiraling horns). A Topi that had most likely been taken down during the night by the thick-manned patriarch of the pride, who lay content in thin, knee-high grass about 50 yards from the kill. About 30 yards in the opposite direction were two other lionesses, one with a belly so full from the feast it looked as if she was about to explode. Surrounding the carcass, waiting from a respectful of 10 or 20 yards were cute, foxy little jackals. As soon as the lioness finished her meal, the lead jackal waited about 20 seconds, and then anxiously tip-toed toward the remnants. You don’t want to tick off any of the lions who provided your breakfast. The remaining jackals came forward, and soon there were four finding pieces to tear away. Then, they’d run off into the grass to enjoy their gift. As I write about 12 hours after our morning experience, there’s probably nothing left at the site, save a few bones that by now had been scattered about a 100-yard area, as well as a skull, and some horns that will lay untouched. Vulchers by sometime in the morning would have smelled the carcass and circled overhead until their turn at the table, and wise hyenas would arrive at the site - having been drawn to the site because of the vulchers circling. From the majestic, truly majestic lion to the irritating flies who invade the site of any kill – all will live for another day from the Topi whose life was taken. Yet the day will come for all who received to give their lives – the only question that remains is “when?” The parallels to our human condition are obvious. Like the diverse mara animal population, they will be required to one day give their life in order to keep the circle and cycle of life going. And, the day will come when we will breath our last breath. Yet for us the question as to whether or not we contribute to the continuing circle of life remains unknown. The animals will leave their world better in having lived and died – what about us? There are a number of “circle songs” from artists ranging from Joni Mitchell to the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band that fit this theme. One from the late, great Harry Chapin – a champion for human rights and the hungry – comes to mind as fitting the cycle of Mara life: “All my life’s a circle, sunrise and sundownthe moon rolls through the nighttime, ‘til the daybreak comes around
All my life’s a circle, and I can’t tell you why
The seasons’ spinning round again
The years keep rolling by.” As the sun peaked through the clouds, we drove back to the camp in awe of the Mara and the cycle of life. Getting out of the Rovers, we walked down the 40 stone steps to the Mara River for our jon boat ride to camp. I am sure all looked north to see how the Mama and baby hippo were doing. Seeing no activity, I asked the guide if he had any hippo updates (a first in my nearly 54 years, as I cannot think of another time I have asked anyone for a hippo update). He told me they had been seen in that morning, and all was well. One of the joyful places in the cycle, the on-going circle, continued for at least another day. Sometimes the cycle of life stops us dead in our tracks, as happened immediately upon our arrival at camp. For there, with tree trunk-like legs standing in the dining tent, was a hulking, grey African elephant. We stopped in our tracks. Curiously, no one seemed afraid – just respectful of possibilities. From me, it was maybe 25’ away tops. The better way for you to understand this, is that I was close enough to see her curly black eyelashes. It was unreal. When you get close physically to an animal, especially one like an elephant, a lion, a giraffe, a baboon, your sense of what they are is radically altered. One cannot help but see – my choice of words – they have a soul. How the senseless murder of the game animals continues, for example so a millionaire in Yemen can impress his friends because his decorative sword handle is made from the horn of the endangered black rhino, is beyond me. Back to the elephant – I later heard that it stopped by Jan Luciano and Chuck Hauber’s tent, and with a swing of the trunk actually knocked a few posts on her porch over – while Jan was standing inside the tent! She was a little wierded out but totally fine. One of the Masai who work as the camp say sometimes the baboons who shake the trees to get the fruit to fall for themselves and their friends often shake so much that animal kingdom friends like elephants share in the bounty. For the elephants, the fruit has an intoxicating quality, and depending on how much they ate, they can get pretty stupid. The story was told that one time, the same thing happened – an elephant eating too much “happy fruit.” The elephant stumbled toward the bar tent, kneeled down, and proceeded to rest it’s head and trunk on the bar – for a full, two-hour nap. Writing venues have changed – I am now in Amsterdam @ 6:15 a.m. at the airport. Will be here for another 6 hours or so. Uggh. Ready to get home. The flight from Africa was uneventful. We flew a 747 which was absolutely packed to the gills – not a single open seat. It was almost impossible to eat or sleep or move, let alone compute. To tolerate the experience you either had to (a) be really mature and accept it for what it was; (b) gain historical perspective and remember what it would have been like to make such a trip just 100 years ago, or; (c) take sleeping pills and pass out. I voted for (c) and journeyed down the Ambien Highway. After a trip where sleep was more elusive than a Black Rhino, it was fantastic to finally get nearly 5 hours of straight sleep. It is time to find something to eat. Happily, Amsterdam’s International Airport is quite a flyer-friendly place, and not such a bad place to hang out. I imagine I will write up some sort of summary blog in the next day or two. And, I will use the blog in the next week to announce what will likely be a couple of public events that will be of great interest to anyone who liked following along on this blog. Hint: “pictures.” Finally, thanks to Ken Hall for his technical help with these, and for Kevin Considine for helping sort through the bizarre problems we had in the beginning. Thanks to understanding loved ones who encouraged and supported travelers to make this important trip, and to Ted Cole for great shirts and help behind the scenes. Thanks to Toby Jones for preaching while I am gone. Thanks to God for safe journeys, and for a wonderfully spirited group that did an amazing job going with the flow amidst constantly changing dynamics. Oh yes – one last thing. Yesterday Secret Agent Perry went purse shopping. He looked quite good, methinks, strolling around the shopping area sliding African purse handles over his wrist to see how they’d look hanging from his hairy forearm. He received much affirmation for his ultimate choices, so Pinky, Perry Pursued Purse Possibilities for you, and scored big-time. I know he can’t wait to give it to you, just as all the rest of us cannot wait to get home and share stories and be with you. Peace, TD
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